A time when they’re green, a time when they’re brown, But both of these times, cause me to frown. But just in between, for a very short while, They’re perfect and yellow, and cause me to smile! What am I talking about here?
What goes around the world and stays in a corner?
I am a three digit number. My tens digit is five more than my ones digit. My hundreds digit is eight less than my tens digit. What number am I?
Brain Density Quiz! So, you think you're smart???? Take this quiz, if you dare! Most answers are numeric, that is 3, 12, 35, etc. Do each one as fast as you can. Scoring is as follows: Correct Answers Rating 11 Either you're brilliant or you cheated :) 9-10 Above Normal 7-8 Normal 4-6 Duh! 1-3 Idiot 0 You should not be on a computer right now. 1. Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes No 2. How many birth days does the average man have? 3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28? 4. In baseball, how many outs are there in an inning? 5. Can a California man legally marry his widow's sister? Yes No 6. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer? 7. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? 8. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last? 9. A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left standing? 10. How many members of each animal did Moses take on the ark? 11. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?
Sergi and Sally where sitting in their family room one night. While Sergi was watching T.V his wife Sally was reading. All of a sudden the power went out and Sergi decided to go to bed, but Sally kept on reading. With no use of artificial light, Sally kept on reading. How?
What kind of cheese is made backwards?
At a local bar, three friends, Mr. Green, Mr. Red and Mr. Blue, were having a drink. One man was wearing a red suit; one a green suit; and the other a blue suit. 'Have you noticed,' said the man the blue suit, 'that although our suits have colors corresponding to our names, not one of us is wearing a suit that matches our own names?' Mr. Red looked at the other two and said, 'You're absolutely correct.' What color suit is each man wearing?
Weight in my belly, trees on my back, nails in my ribs, but feet I do lack. What am I?
While mixing sand, gravel, and cement for the foundation of a house, a worker noticed a small bird hopping along the top of the foundation wall. The bird misjudged a hop and fell down one of the holes between the blocks. The bird was down too far for anyone to reach it and the hole was too small for it to fly out of. Someone suggested using two sticks to reach down into the hole and pull the bird out, but this idea was rejected for fear it would injure the fragile bird. What would be the easiest way to get the bird out of the hole without injuring it?
Why does a dragon sleep all day?
What is significant about 3661 seconds past midnight on 1st January 2001?
When I'm used, I'm useless, once offered, soon rejected. In desperation oft expressed, the intended not protected. What am I?
A wee wee man in a red coat. Staff in my hand, stone in my throat. What am I?
Some will use me, while others will not, some have remembered, while others have forgot. For profit or gain, I'm used expertly, I can't be picked off the ground or tossed into the sea. Only gained from patience and time, can you unravel my rhyme?
I'm a word that's hardly there. Take away my start, And I'm an herbal flair. I describe; that's my art?