There is a frog, dead in the middle of an island. If he swims north, the distance to the mainland is 2 metres. If he swims south, the distance to the mainland is 3 metres. If he swims east or west, the distance is 4 metres. Which way does he swim?
A psycologist goes to a village in Africa and decides to compare foot size to intelligence. He notes that in general, as foot size increases, so does intelligence. How can this be?
Q: Lucy had it first, Ethel had it last, Mary Lungel had it twice until she maried Peter Stupid and never had it again. What is it?
A man walks into a his bathroom and shoots himself right between the eyes using a real gun with real bullets. He walks out alive, with no blood anywhere. And no, he didn't miss and he wasn't Superman or any other caped crusader. How did he do this?
Pronounced as one letter, But look and you'll see, That really I'm written with three. I'm read from both ends, The same either way. What am I?
What is the moon worth?
What goes with a train, and comes with a train, and the train doesn't need it, but can't go without it?
Often talked of, never seen, Ever coming, never been, Daily looked for, never here, Still approaching, coming near. Thousands for it's visit wait But alas for their fate, Tho' they expect me to appear, They will never find me here.
Look at me. I can bring a smile to your face, A tear to your eye, Or even a thought to your mind. But, I can't be seen. What am I?
In Baseball, if you ran each length at exactly the same speed, which of the following would take you longest to complete: Home to first ,first to second, second to third or third to home? Think about it.
Four couples are going to the movies. Each row holds eight seats. Betty and Jim don't want to sit next to Alice and Tom, and Alice and Tom don't want to sit next to Gertrude and Bill. On the other hand, Sally and Bob don't want to sit next to Betty and Jim. How can the couples arrange themselves so that they all sit where they would like?
Elmer Johnson went to the hardware store to make a purchase for his house. He asked the store clerk, 'How much will one cost?' The clerk thought for a moment and said, 'Three dollars.' Elmer Johnson, who looked a little puzzled said, 'Well then, how much will twelve cost?' 'Six dollars,' replied the clerk. Elmer Johnson scratched his head and said, 'If I were to purchase two hundred, how much would that cost?' 'That,' said the clerk, 'will cost you nine dollars.' What was Elmer Johnson buying?
Break it and it is better, immediately set and harder to break again. What is it?
A pregnant lady named her children: Dominique, Regis, Michelle, Fawn, Sophie and Lara. What will she name her next child? Jessica, Katie, Abby or Tilly?
I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost everybody. What am I?